(otherwise known as the visual representation of our class schedule)
You take the blue pill and you'll be redirected out of MAFFC to an EMS conference and the story will end. You take the red pill, the story continues, and we show you the endless possibilities that a firefighter conference run by firefighters can offer.
(And, no, the blue pill didn't dump you off the site. We're pretty sure you didn't mean to choose the blue pill.)